Sun’s out
Bring sunscreen. Turning yourself into a Christmas ham is not festive participation.
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A FIRST-TIME HOSTING MIRACLE
O come, all ye Langtons & Langtons-adjacent
For a gloriously overcatered Aussie Christmas featuring cold drinks, hot weather and at least one relative saying, “I won’t have much.”
SATURDAY19
DECEMBER 202611:00 am · Until the hosts lose the will
Until the holy ham descends
Declare your attendance ↓150days
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✦ BY ROYAL DECREE OF THE PEOPLE WHO OWN THE ESKY ✦
THE CHRISTMAS GOSPEL ACCORDING TO ALYCE AND ALEX
Good tidings. Questionable decisions.
After years of attending Christmas like freeloading wise men, we’re finally hosting. Expect love, laughter, enough food to violate several commandments and enough festive ambition to concern the neighbours.
Food’s out
We’re serving the traditional Australian summer feast in 34-degree heat.
Fun’s out
Bad jokes encouraged. Bad behaviour reviewed case by case.
BOOK OF ATTENDANCE
Are you coming or are you a Christmas coward?
Tell us who’s coming, how many small humans you’re transporting, and anything we should know before buying seventeen kilos of prawns.
0souls currently
awaiting ham
awaiting ham
THE SACRED GUEST LIST
Who has answered the Christmas calling?
0 groups · 0 glorious souls currently expected.
Nobody has confessed attendance yet.
DEMOCRATIC FESTIVITY
What fresh hell shall we wear?
Vote for the official dress code. Democracy is sacred, unless the result is boring, in which case the host reserves the right to perform a festive coup.
ROASTS, DRINKS & PAVLOVA
The great Langton feast roster
Nominate a dish before everyone brings potato salad and we accidentally create the whitest buffet in Queensland.
THE SACRED SPREAD
The table is barren. Be the miracle.
A FESTIVE PAPAL DECREE
Gifts for kids.
Peace for grown-ups.
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No grown-up gifts required.
Save your money, your wrapping paper and the annual panic-buy of a candle called “Coastal Serenity.” The adults already have the greatest gift of all: not having to buy one another anything.
Keep the present-based chaos for the kids only.Anyone attempting to gift a grown-up may be asked to explain themselves before the Christmas tribunal.HOSTS ONLY · FESTIVE COMMAND CENTRE
For editing RSVPs and the sacred spread. Civilians: avert your eyes.
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The promised land
4 Highgrove Court
Kurwongbah QLD 4503
★THE LANGTON CHRISTMAS4 Highgrove Court · Kurwongbah